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Chissum Nation
02:33
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Check your mail, you’ve got an invitation
Come on down to chissum nation
Pay to park but park next to me
You’ll get your dollars worth, I guarantee
I’m the cool dawg daddy sensation
The president of chissum nation
I’m the king and i got the power
I’m the sweet, baby i’m the sour
Yes you and your friends
Can be citizens of chissum nation
Time off request for your vacation
Take the winnebago to chissum nation
Bring your napkins and your dental floss
We got baby back ribs in bbq sauce
Gonna be your final destination
Kicking it cool in chissum nation
Come what now and come whenever
Join the chissum nation endeavour
Yes you and your friends
Can be citizens of chissum nation
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2. |
Washing My Hands
00:23
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Washing my hands, getting all the fingers
Scrubbing my thumb, cause the dirt there lingers
i got this soap that's making foam
And this hot water needs a home, so I'll be
Washing my hands getting all the fingers
Chimichurri
Chimichurri-co
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3. |
Gozegus Plummy
01:35
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I aint no dummy
My life aint crummy
My bubble is gummy
They call me
Gozegus Plummy
Come with me on a walkabout
I got my hole in the one and there aint no doubt
Eyes wide open to collect all the balls
Balls, i said balls. I said balls.
I aint no dummy
I love gin and rummy
My bubble is gummy
They call me
Gozegus Plummy
Grab your club and pick your poison
Add some of yer sauce, preferably hoisin
It’s par for the course when you fly over walls
And balls. I said balls, i said balls.
I aint no dummy
i wimm and wummy
My bubble is gummy
They call me
Gozegus Plummy
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Ding Dang Doodle
01:28
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she gave a note to me
that’s what i like to see
confident and curious
i read it with my eyes
I multiplied in size
i hope she is serious
Ding dang doodle, ring my bell
i took my pen in hand
not knowing where I stand
what might be my reply
i thought about it, then
i threw away my pen
what did that girl imply?
Ding dang doodle, ring my bell
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5. |
Lip Smacking
01:19
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Come one come all, let’s have a ball
You my baby doll, lip smacking
Come up come down, put on your party gown
We’re gonna hit the town, lip smacking
The tension in the room was getting weird
Then Kevin (from Midway) tugged on his beard
Then “poof”, you’re nekkid.
Poof, don’t wreck it
Poof, that sure is a magical beard
I want a slice, put you on ice
Sing lullabyes, then lip smacking
Come one, come all, you my baby doll
Anytime at all, lip smacking
The people, they got nervous but then they cheered
When Kevin, from Midway, tugged on his beard
Then poof, you’re mine, poof, you’re fine
And poof, wow that really is a magical beard
Come one come all, let’s have a ball
You my baby doll, lip smacking
Come up come down, put on your party gown
We’re gonna hit the town, lip smacking
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6. |
Woompie Womp, The Wibble
01:26
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Woompy Womp, the Wibble
Woompy Womp, the Wibble
A friend of mine
La la la
It was in the morning
After the bacon and eggs
It came without a warning
With furry arms and rubber legs
Woompy Womp, the Wibble
Woompy Womp, the Wibble
A friend of mine
La la la
I never kissed a wibble
Up until that day
I may have taken a nibble
From where i shouldn’t say
Woompy Womp, the Wibble
Woompy Womp, the Wibble
A friend of mine
La la la
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7. |
Chicken Chow Mein
00:57
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I just saw a happy space ship land
I just saw the happy face space man
I shook hands with the happy face space man
I broke bread with the happy face space man
Chicken chow mein, she’s my pretty girl
She drives me insane, chicken chow mein
Chicken chow mein, she’s my pretty girl
She drives me insane, chicken chow mein
I just saw a happy space ship land
I just saw the happy face space man
I shook hands with the happy face space man
I broke bread with the happy face space man
Chicken chow mein, she’s my pretty girl
She drives me insane, chicken chow mein
Chicken chow mein, she’s my pretty girl
She drives me insane, chicken chow mein
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8. |
Cover That Pie Hole
00:54
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Cover that pie hole, baby
Cover that sniffing nose
Cover that face with a mask then maybe
We can wiggle our butt and tip our toes
I guess what i’m saying is i won’t dance with you unless you wear a face covering
Cuz when you cough, you won’t believe all the stuff i see that’s hovering
Cover that pie hole, baby
Cover that sniffing nose
Cover that face with a mask then maybe
We can wiggle our butt and tip our toes
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9. |
Cricket In The Grass
02:42
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Sit, sit
Sittin’ in the sunshine
I hear a cricket in the grass
Sip sip
Sipping on a jug o wine
And chewin’ on some sassofrass
Cuz i’m hungry
And i’m cool
I wore dungeries
When i went to school
I’m admitting to the world that i am cool
I’m admitting to the world that i am cool
Plop plop
The ketchup on a burger
Then spread it all around the bun
Drop drop
My tears for world hunger
Those people they don’t have no fun
Switching gears now
Cuz i’m cray
It’s been years and
it’s been like a day
I’m admitting to the world that i am cray
I’m admitting to the world that i am cray
A cricket in the grass, a jug of sipping wine
Ketchup on my burger and i’m doing fine
Chink chink
My pennies hit the table
My pockets have no need for them
Wink wink
My eyeballs are unstable
As if they’re hanging from the stem
Back and forth
Slamming into my face
Put em back cuz they’re taking up space
My eyeballs are taking up space
My eyeballs are taking up space
A cricket in the grass, a jug of sipping wine
Ketchup on my burger and i’m doing fine
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10. |
Stop, Baby, Don't
01:38
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Everybody sing a song for little Luna
Everybody eat a salad made of tuna
I think I will skip the mayonnaise
Everybody pick a fight with Valentino
Everybody see a film with Al Pacino
I think mine will be Carlito’s Way
Stop, baby, mmm
I’m telling you
Goo goo baby i’m done with babba dabba doo
Stop, baby, don’t and listen
Goo goo ga ga gooka lika doggy doo
Everybody raise your hand and give me high five
Everybody come and see the car that I drive
I pretend that it’s a Maserati
Everybody sing a song for little Luna
Give her a cookie or a clown or a balloona
She’s too young for Kung Fu and Karate
Stop, baby, mmm
I’m telling you
Goo goo baby i’m done with babba dabba doo
Stop, baby, don’t and listen
Goo goo ga ga gooka lika doggy doo
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11. |
No More Macaroni
00:31
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No more macaroni baby
No more macaroni baby
No more macaroni baby yeah yeah yeah
No more macaroni baby
No more macaroni baby
No more macaroni baby yeah yeah yeah
I ate it
No more macaroni baby
No more macaroni baby
No more macaroni baby yeah yeah yeah
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12. |
Kitty Con Carne
01:12
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Kitty con carne
Come, kitty come crawling to me
Kitty con carne
Come on, Coco Cooley and the Cocoa Bean
I got the pickle, let’s make a relish
Give me a tickle just to embellish
This kiss
Kitty con carne
Come, kitty come crawling to me
Kitty con carne
Come on, Coco Cooley and the Cocoa Bean
I got the oil, you go the sauce pan
It’s set to boil and bubble up what we can
Then we’ll kiss
Kitty con carne
Come, kitty come crawling to me
Kitty con carne
Come on, Coco Cooley and the Cocoa Bean
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13. |
Poppin' The Popcorn
01:17
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Step one
pop the popcorn
step two
sing a song about the popcorn
step three
eat the popcorn
and life will be kickin’ right here on this earth
our mouths filled with wonder and butter and mirth
popping the popcorn
get down (wow)
popping the popcorn
get down (wow)
popping the popcorn
popping the popcorn
step 4 here are my fingers
step 5 here’s my tongue
step 6 three the butter lingers
and life will be fun as i write in my journal
son of a gun a do pop a mean kernal
popping the popcorn
get down (wow)
popping the popcorn
get down (wow)
popping the popcorn
popping the popcorn
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I got a fork and a knife and a menu called life
and some butter for my bread
I’m feeling like a winner as I gaze upon my dinner
Gonna eat it till i’m dead
I’m sir yabba dabba dabba con carne mcwhistler
Also known as kingsley
You best get out of my way girl, cuz i’m cool
Cuz i’m cool
I got a car that I drive and I get a high five
From the girls out on the street
My appetite is kickin’
I like corn and I like chicken
They make everything complete
I’m sir yabba dabba dabba con carne mcwhistler
Also known as kingsley
You best get out of my way girl, cuz i’m cool
Cuz i’m cool
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Taquitos
01:23
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Taquitos
Mama like
Papa like
Burritos
My baby like
Ooh, my baby like
Burritos go into the oven, 350
Taquitos in the frying pan, so tasty
We do a little “boomba dinga” and it’s bitchin’
We turn around and go back into the kitchen
Taquitos
Mama like
Papa like
Burritos
My baby like
Ooh, my baby like
I left my salsa bowl somewhere out in Modesto
I learned a magic trick to get it back, presto
For all is sacred and all is holy
When i fill that bowl with guacamole
Taquitos
Mama like
Papa like
Burritos
My baby like
Ooh, my baby like
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16. |
Cricket La Rue
01:50
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here’s a cool cat dooby dog
Silly willy wally pog
After dinner, minty cool
Living by the golden rule
Cricket LaRue
Lipstick, maybe not
Picking at a tater tot
After dinner, creme brulee
The decadence is on the way
Cricket LaRue
Cricket LaRue, there’s nothing better to do
Than to breath in the air that belongs to me and you
And it’s so cool
Standing there, innocent
She only came to represent
Hip shake, belly ache
It must have been the coffee cake
Cricket LaRue
Talk back, she never does
Never mean and that’s because
After party, zing zang
Everything - the whole shebang
Cricket LaRue
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17. |
Tina
00:47
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Banana
Then we kiss, TIna
Yeah, we kiss, Tina
Banana
Then we kiss, Tina
Yeah, we kiss, Tina
(and the rest is up to you)
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18. |
Wiener Whoops
01:07
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wiener wiener whoops
wiener wiener whoops
wiener wiener whoopsisdoo
wiener wiener whoops
wiener wiener whoops
wiener wiener whoopsisdoo
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19. |
Johnny Pumpkin Circus
02:00
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Johnny pumpkin and the ballerina
Are bringing their show to the sports arena
There’ll be cats and coronas and a clown
The Johnny Pumpkin Circus is coming to town
The big tip is the big top is a fabulous event
A trapeze made of jugglers in a saw dustesque-like tent
A donkey, nay, a monkey with his finger up his nose
A cowboy with a dummy that’s been drinking, and it shows
Johnny pumpkin and the ballerina
Are bringing their show to the sports arena
There’ll be cats and coronas and a clown
The Johnny Pumpkin Circus is coming to town
The Hendersons will all be there, panang on a paper plate
The lion with the open mouth will decide that one dude’s fate
The hot dogs and taquitos, they’ll be dangling of your chin
Along with bits of Fritos and some candy from Berlin
Johnny pumpkin and the ballerina
Are bringing their show to the sports arena
There’ll be cats and coronas and a clown
The Johnny Pumpkin Circus is coming to town
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20. |
The Plight Of Clowns
01:33
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Clowns are funny with the smile they got
They say they’re made of money
But i know they’re not
They’re made of flesh and blood and clown paint
Like you and me, we’re made of most of that
Like you and me, we’re made of most of that
Clowns don’t travel on the money they earn
Their plans unravel
And they never learn
They’re made of flesh and blood and clown paint
Like you and me, we’re made of most of that
Like you and me, we’re made of most of that
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Mike Schnee Long Beach, California
I write and record songs under the moniker Wormstew and Chissum Worthington. I've got a ton of songs and I'm putting them in packs of 4, in no particular order. Some songs date from the late 90's. Some are pretty fresh. I've mixed them all up.There will also be new stuff, obviously. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do! ... more
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